Squishables

Some see an adorable, cuddly little burger with cheese. I see an adorable, cuddly little burger with the capacity to end culinary conflict! Is this...

All around the world, people get together to break bread! They do not break sea bass fillets, nor do they break pomegranates, however wonderfully m...

Your crush is grinning at you from under the mistletoe! The lights are dim! The eggnog is potent! The snow is making romantic patterns on the windo...

From the guest-houses of Ghent to the bed-and-breakfasts of Bangalore, the Pineapple is always welcome! Is it because they're generous tippers? Or ...

Android! It's a cellphone operating system! It's a small adorable robot thing! It's both! Even iPhone owners have to admit that Android has an awes...

Purveyors of plush aren't the first folks you'd think of when talking about fanatical sports fandom. We're not supposed to make things that aren't ...

Sometimes, our reputation precedes us. "Of course," says the average citizen, "if I befriend a beaver and let her move in, she will promptly begin ...

Do you always forget to RSVP to the cotillion? Are you confounded between the correct methods of addressing a viscount, baroness and/or pasha? Have...

Of all the cats in the world to choose from, wouldn't you want one that bears a stamp of approval from a reputable institution? An institution like...

Bananas are funny! Since the days of Vaudeville, comedians' legs have come flying out from under them following contact with this farcical fruit! B...

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What is better then a ham for Christmas this year?

Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples! We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccura...

"Combine the chocolatey goodness of a candy bar with the sweet heat of fresh fried dough? I bet that will work…when pigs fly!" Such is the language...

Why horses? When we think, "What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?" why do we immediately think "a horse"? I mean, the poor thing wou...

What do Unicorns eat? Some say hay and oats. Some say garden salads and mixed nuts (those people are weird). But we here at Squishable are expert U...

Pugs! Those bulging eyes! That wrinkly face! The curly tail! Surely there's some socio-cultural reason for why you're so ridiculously adorable? I'm...

Unicorns! Unicorns are the most legendary and magical imaginary horsey things in all of ancient mythology! Rainbows! Rainbows are the most scintill...

If you've got eight tabs open on your browser and are chatting on a Bluetooth while typing out a text message with your toes, take a deep breath! F...

Oh Soft Serve Ice Cream, it's time to come home! For decades, you've only been available from trucks and shops, your light, creamy goodness squeezi...

Seals: dogs of the sea! They start life as puppies! They love to play! They wear little bandanas when they come back from the groomers! Well, that ...

Oh little spiky PufferfishI bet that you would taste delishIf prickly face and spiny tushyWere made of substance much more squishy!And yet, transmo...

Vanilla is a lot of things. Plain isn't one of them! The traditional story of vanilla's origin involves a princess named Xanat in what is present-d...