Hey, I'm coming into town on Friday! Wanna hang out and talk about the good old days? Sure, we haven't IM'ed for 12,000 years, but Homo sapiens and Woolly Mammoths used to be tight, back when drawing a picture on the walls of caves was a thing! Good times!
Yeah, I know you've moved into a bigger cave, and I've taken up residence at the Museum of Natural History, but that's no reason we can't pick up right where we left off! Let's curl up and catch up on what humanity has been up to since we last hung out as a species! Agriculture, metallurgy, cat-based memes - it's been so long! Better get comfy!
15 squishy inches of blast from the past, polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!